|what she says:||you can touch my hair if you want|
|what she means:||please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is i will roll over into your lap like a kitten|
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
in other news if someone slashes your tires but only slashes 3, slash the remaining tire so your insurance will pay for it instead of paying out of pocket.